PIZZA SLICE SQUISHABLE

Recommended for ages 3 years to adult

PLEASE CHOOSE your favorite size of

Pizza Slice Squishable®

from the drop-down menu above:

Micro

(3-inch keychain) or

Regular

(16 inches).

Dear

Pizza

, When I celebrated my sixth birthday, you were there. Mostly smeared on my shirt, but you were there. When I was 19 and suffered through my first breakup, you were there, a hot and fresh solace. Then a lukewarm solace. Then a cold solace. But solace all the same. When I was 23 and working two jobs, you were there, in the passenger seat of my car, quick and cheesy sustenance between gigs. When I got married, you were not there. But you did buy some hand towels off the gift registry. I still use them. Thanks! Now that I am officially an Old, I’ve been told to see you less often. They don’t know what they’re talking about,

Pizza

, because now that you’re in squishy form, you can remain by my side forever, without the oil stains!

• 
  Comfort Food® Pizza Slice Squishable®
  
  is available in your choice of two squishy sizes of cheesy constant in your life:
  
  Micro
  
  (3-inch keychain) or
  
  Regular
  
  (16 inches).
• 
  Snugglemi Snackers Pizza Slice Squishable®
  
  is also available separately in a 7-inch size.
• Made of all new polyester fibers.
• Totally squishable and huggable, and the details are embroidered so they don’t scratch your skin!